nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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