Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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