Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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