I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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