you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
When are your genitals available?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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