Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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