Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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