She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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