The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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