Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Sorry about my life...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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