I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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