I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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