I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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