Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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