Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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