On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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