so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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