That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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