drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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