shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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