help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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