wat bout pragnant strippers??
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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