He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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