I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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