I wish life had little blips of pornography
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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