That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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