Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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