How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize