the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize