if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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