I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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