I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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