it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he shaved USA in his pubs
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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