I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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