Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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