Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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