thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
