his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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