Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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