when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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