Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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