She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Randomize
