She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Slut skills are useful in every country.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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