The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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