Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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