I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
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i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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