legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Randomize