He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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