lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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