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I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?

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(985): View more from Louisiana

BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART

(601): View more from Mississippi

Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"

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(308): View more from Nebraska

He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you

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