Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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