Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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