If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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