I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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