So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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